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- 1. Click here: www.sellingoutsidethesquare.com
- 2. ERROR #1: “UN CAFÉ DE MOCHA”
- 3. “A MOCHA COFFEE” IS WHAT I WANTED
- 4. ERROR #2:“SU PERRO JUELLE RICO”
- 5. BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE I SAID “PEDO”
- 6. ERROR #3: “TIENE SOPA?” I WAS IN
- 7. IT TOOK HER FOREVER TO RETURN! WHEN
- 8. ERROR #4: ESTOY MUY EXITADA! I SAID“YO
- 9. UNFORTUNATELY! I SHOULD HAVE SAID “YO ESTOY
- 10. ERROR #5 “VAMOS A LA CASA” I
- 11. EXCEPT THAT I SAID CAMA NOT CASA
- 12. ERROR #6: THE WORD “LA BALLENA” THE
- 13. TWO L’S IN A WORD = A
- 14. ERROR #7 THE WORD “GANGAS” THE NEIGHBORHOOD
- 15. GANGAS ACTUALLY MEANS COUPONS OR “BARGAINS”
- 16. CHICKEN AND KITCHEN ACTUALLY THIS ONE IS
- 17. WHERE’S THE DAMN CHICKEN? AND HE
- 18. THAT’S IT FOR NOW HOPE YOU ENJOYED
- 19. THE END SHAMELESS PLUG #2: CLICK HERE: WWW.SELLINGOUTSIDETHESQUARE.COM
ERROR #1: “UN CAFÉ DE MOCHA”
Слайд 3“A MOCHA COFFEE” IS WHAT I WANTED TO SAY
BUT I
SAID “DAME UN CAFÉ DE MOCO”.
THIS SENTENCE CAUSED A FEW GIGGLES. WHY?
THE WORD, “MOCO” MEANS “SNOT” OR “MUCOUS”!
THIS SENTENCE CAUSED A FEW GIGGLES. WHY?
THE WORD, “MOCO” MEANS “SNOT” OR “MUCOUS”!
Слайд 4ERROR #2:“SU PERRO JUELLE RICO”
THE WORD “PERRO” MEANS DOG AND I
WANTED TO SAY, “YOUR DOG SMELLS GOOD.” (THE DOG HAD JUST COME FROM THE GROOMERS.)
Слайд 5BUT IT SOUNDED LIKE I SAID “PEDO”
SEE, I AM NOT VERY
GOOD AT ROLLING MY R’S..
SO IT CAME OUT SOUNDING LIKE “SU PEDO JUELLE RICO,”
WHICH CAUSED EVERYONE TO LAUGH.
WHY? BECAUSE PEDO MEANS “FART”.
YEP, I HAD ACTUALLY SAID: “YOUR FART SMELLS GOOD!”
SO IT CAME OUT SOUNDING LIKE “SU PEDO JUELLE RICO,”
WHICH CAUSED EVERYONE TO LAUGH.
WHY? BECAUSE PEDO MEANS “FART”.
YEP, I HAD ACTUALLY SAID: “YOUR FART SMELLS GOOD!”
Слайд 6ERROR #3: “TIENE SOPA?”
I WAS IN THE BATHROOM AND I WANTED
TO WASH MY HANDS, BUT WE WERE OUT OF SOAP. SO I ASKED MY SPANISH-SPEAKING MOTHER-IN-LAW
“DO YOU HAVE SOAP?”
“DO YOU HAVE SOAP?”
Слайд 7IT TOOK HER FOREVER TO RETURN!
WHEN SHE FINALLY CAME BACK, SHE
BROUGHT ME A MICRO-WAVED BOWL OF SOUP.
WHY? (GULP) BECAUSE “SOPA” MEANS “SOUP.”
SOAP TO WASH YOUR HANDS = “JABON”
WHY? (GULP) BECAUSE “SOPA” MEANS “SOUP.”
SOAP TO WASH YOUR HANDS = “JABON”
Слайд 8ERROR #4: ESTOY MUY EXITADA!
I SAID“YO ESTOY MUY EXITADA SER AQUI.”
IN ENGLISH: “I’M REALLY EXCITED TO BE HERE!”
Слайд 9UNFORTUNATELY! I SHOULD HAVE SAID
“YO ESTOY MUY EMOCIONADO SER AQUI”
WHY? BECAUSE “ESTOY
MUY EXITADA” TRANSLATES TO ... READY?
“I’M VERY HORNY BEING HERE!”
DEFINITELY NOT GOOD.
“I’M VERY HORNY BEING HERE!”
DEFINITELY NOT GOOD.
Слайд 10ERROR #5 “VAMOS A LA CASA”
I WANTED TO SHOW AN ATTRACTIVE
HEAVY-SET WOMAN A HOUSE, SO I SAID TO HER, “VAMOS A LA CASA” WHICH MEANS, “LET’S GO TO THE HOUSE,”RIGHT?
Слайд 11EXCEPT THAT I SAID CAMA NOT CASA
“VAMOS A LA CAMA” MEANS
“LET’S GO TO BED”.
AND I SAID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE TOO!
THE WOMAN LAUGHED IT OFF, WITH , “SI, SI, VAMOS A LA CAMA.”
I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LIVED THAT ONE DOWN!
AND I SAID IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY WIFE TOO!
THE WOMAN LAUGHED IT OFF, WITH , “SI, SI, VAMOS A LA CAMA.”
I DON’T THINK I’VE EVER LIVED THAT ONE DOWN!
Слайд 12ERROR #6: THE WORD “LA BALLENA”
THE WORD “LA BALLENA” IN SPANISH
MEANS “WHALE”. SO “LA BALLENA GRANDOTE” = HUGE WHALE.
Слайд 13TWO L’S IN A WORD = A JAY SOUND
IN PLACES LIKE
ARGENTINA AND SPAIN, THE DOUBLE L SOUNDS MORE LIKE A “JAY” SOUND.
SOMETIMES I DO THIS THINKING I SOUND COOL
SO I SAID “LA BAJAYNA GRANDOTE”. SAY IT NOW!
WHEN I SAID IT, SOMEONE BURST OUT LAUGHING! THEY THOUGHT I SAID, “THE ENORMOUS VAGINA.”
SOMETIMES I DO THIS THINKING I SOUND COOL
SO I SAID “LA BAJAYNA GRANDOTE”. SAY IT NOW!
WHEN I SAID IT, SOMEONE BURST OUT LAUGHING! THEY THOUGHT I SAID, “THE ENORMOUS VAGINA.”
Слайд 14ERROR #7 THE WORD “GANGAS”
THE NEIGHBORHOOD LOOKED SHADY SO I SAID
“HAY GANGAS AQUI?” ARE THERE GANGS AROUND HERE?
Слайд 15GANGAS ACTUALLY MEANS COUPONS
OR “BARGAINS”
NOT REALLY APPROPRIATE WHEN YOU’RE IN
A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD UNLESS MAYBE YOU’RE SEARCHING FOR A DISCOUNT ON SOME DRUGS OR GUNS?!
THE WORD “BANDA” MEANS “GANG” AND “GANGAS” MEANS COUPONS.
THE WORD “BANDA” MEANS “GANG” AND “GANGAS” MEANS COUPONS.
Слайд 16CHICKEN AND KITCHEN
ACTUALLY THIS ONE IS A SWITCH-UP FOR MY SPANISH
SPEAKING FRIENDS. THEY GET CONFUSED WITH THESE TWO WORDS. FOR EXAMPLE, MY FRIEND SAID TO ME IN ENGLISH, “HEY, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY BIG CHICKEN?” I SAID “SURE.”
Слайд 17WHERE’S THE DAMN CHICKEN?
AND HE BROUGHT ME TO HIS BIG,
MODERN KITCHEN.
“WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?” HE ASKED.
I SAID, “IT’S NICE BUT..
“WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?” HE ASKED.
I SAID, “IT’S NICE BUT..
Слайд 18THAT’S IT FOR NOW
HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!
SHARE THE GIANT VAGINAS AND
CHICKENS WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!
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